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$29.98
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Classified Assignment
$29.98
Filed. Redacted. Approved to be a Free American.
The Federal Bureau of Common Americans has a file on you. Known behaviors include: paying taxes without being asked twice, coaching youth sports on weekends, owning tools and using them. Threat assessment: dangerous levels of self-reliance, constitutional literacy, and the ability to change your own oil. Recommended action: [REDACTED].
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Print: Full back graphic + sleeve flag + left chest logo
Shirt color: Black ■
Specifications:
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5.5-ounce, 100% cotton, 20 singles
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Proudly American made
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1x1 rib knit neck
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Shoulder to shoulder taping
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Set-in sleeves
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Tear-away label