*Warning*

You have been warned.

This garment has been reviewed by the Federal Common Sense Advisory Board and flagged for the following known side effects: excessive love of country, uncontrollable flag ownership, opinions about the Constitution, independent thinking, voting in every election, and knowing your rights.

Side effects include loud disagreements at Thanksgiving, chronic reading of the Bill of Rights, spontaneous recitation of the Pledge, and an alarming sense of personal responsibility.

If symptoms persist: Consult your nearest founding document. Do not seek treatment. Symptoms are a sign of a healthy republic.

Not recommended for: Those allergic to freedom, self-reliance, or words written in 1776.

Keep out of reach of politicians (for their protection).

Manufactured in the USA since 1776. No recall.

Wearing this garment constitutes acknowledgment that freedom isn't free.

Print: Full back graphic + sleeve flag + left chest logo
Shirt color: Black ■
Specifications: 

• 5.5-ounce, 100% cotton, 20 singles
  
• Proudly American made
• 1x1 rib knit neck
• Shoulder to shoulder taping
• Set-in sleeves
• Tear-away label